Things I would like on my tombstone:

“He made all our vocabularies bigger”
“How did he still have so much hair?”
“He sure was a rich bastard. Spent every penny, though.”
“So, [insert female name here] is single now, huh?”
“I read his book once.”
“He smelled pretty good.”


About andrewwhiting

A sentimental and sarcastic poet, lover of language, traveling and nature (not a fan of the Oxford comma).
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