My Days In Da Game

To everyone who said there is no such thing as a hardcore rap group from Huntington Beach with 2 members* who have 4 personalities each (sort of like D12, but way hardcorer), thereby equaling 8 full personalities, I give you my contribution to the legendary H8:

Huntington Beach, bitch, it’s murder city
Cruisin’ wit ma homie, Button-diddy**
Fuckin’ up crackas,
I’m fucked up on smack-er
I’ll shit in your face,
Brown teeth all over the place
I hit you, I smack you,
Disgrace you and beat you
Throw you to ma dawgs,
They’ll fuckin’ eat you
Come across some bitches,
Dey’s all upon ma dick
These easy bitches,
Just want some good prick
I pick a sexy mamacieta:
Backseata, makin’ heat, A
Hour later, done with da ho
Throw her to the street,
And away we ro(ll)
See a pig, roll up on him slow,
Cock my gun and fuckin’ blow
One count of murder in the first degree
Shit, it’s just another day in the life of me

Told you so.

*It may have been sixteen members with 1/2 a personality each, though that seems less likely.

**My best friend, Nick, who had a habit of hitting the “continue” button in NHL 2004 while I was still setting the games up.


About andrewwhiting

A sentimental and sarcastic poet, lover of language, traveling and nature (not a fan of the Oxford comma).
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2 Responses to My Days In Da Game

  1. Nick says:

    I’ve been talking with myselves and we’ve decided we’re getting the band back together.

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